Just days after breaking up with super famous boyfriend, designer Marc Jacobs, Harry Louis has announced his departure from the gay porn industry. Now that he’ll no longer receive attention from celebrity gossip rags or The Sword, how will he manage to stay relevant?

We’re not sure what inspired his sudden career change, but we’re anxious to see what “passion” he’ll be pursuing now that he’s free of the incredibly restrictive chains of the adult industry. If we had to guess, we’d say his passion is to become a sommelier—just look at the way he swishes, sniffs, and gulps this glass of red wine while his clothes fly off of him. It’s really the least dramatic way a performer can exit the industry.

Whatever this new direction takes him, he’ll most likely end up in porn again. According to Harry, his life has taken a 360 degree turn, which would technically put him in the exact same place he began. (Maybe he’ll go back to school?)

Harry says:

I just felt like posting this video as a closure to my time on the porn industry.

This is a mash up of the 7 teasers, meant to be released prior the release of my official website, but it’s funny how life turns 360 degrees without any notice, and there was the idea of go with i am really passionate about. So, to not lose this material, i decided to edit all of them together, and you can have an idea of what was going to be harrrylouis.com, and may harrylouis.com rest in peace…

I’m doing this out of respect first of all to all of my fans around the globe. Thank you so much for you kind messages and for understanding that is my time to leave this industry. I’ve had the most amazing time, and i don’t regret a thing… I just think is time to move on forward and pursue my dream, my passion in life…

Want to know what it is? I’ll keep you guys curious just for a bit longer… And i’m sure you all be super surprised of what i am doing next…

Best of luck to you, Harry!

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Over the past several years as a writer for Gay Fleshbot, first as a fill-in when Brian O’Brien went on vacay, then as your permanent porn hunter, a few times other bloggers and industry folks have wondered, “Who is Cedric DeWittison?” or “Why that name???” Well, as my farewell post, let me tell you who I am:

I am Rex Chandler… who was the first gay porn star Cedric jacked off to at the age of 16, on VHS, in a long lost movie called “View to a Thrill 2: Man with the Golden Rod.”

I am Kurt Wild’s pretty pink rosebud… because our retired pretty bottom is one of the necessary Desert Island items. Cedric is so crazy for us to come back to porn that he mistakenly announced our un-retirement. Keep dreamin’!

I am red pubic hair…that gloriously rare, wonderful crimson hue that always makes going down all the more fiery.

I am Twincest… which started with the taboo-busting Peters Twins, and then quickly boomed into one of the hottest unexpected gay porn mega-trends. Check out all the twincest posts and photos your hard on desires by clicking here.

I am Tom Faulk…the beautiful 80′s surfer who Cedric breathless followed every career move of, becoming his stalkerish obsession.

I am Guys with iPhones… because there can never be enough grainy naked self-portraits of hunky studs.

I am Fleshbot Crush Object Jimmy Clay’s curls… which is the single sexiest head of hear in all of gay porn, past, present and future.

I have more personalities than Virgil-Jag-Forrest-Clayton-Tony-Brady-Lyle-Vic-Russell.

I am all of gay porn. The beautiful. The ugly. The controversial. The ridiculous. The creepy. The artistic. The famous. The wacky. But always, above all else, sexy as all fuck.

Like all those pornstars before me, I’m retiring from porn blogging. Like all those pornstars before me, I may return. Who knows! As for now, goodnight, darling readers. Goodbye, thank you, and live horny.

(Dab Kleenex. Roll Credits…)

It’s official. The beloved and kinky Peters Twins have “retired” from porn. That’s according to a press release that Bel Ami sent out this morning. But something’s rotten in the state of Bel Ami, since this conflicts with previously released news.

It February, Bel Ami’s owner, George Duroy, said, “Their contract expired, we still have several unreleased scenes with them…. I am not in habit to renew contracts with models who breach them.” Snap!

That’s a touch harsher than the cherry pies and rainbows of the official press release:

BelAmi’s Peters Twins are without doubt a porn phenomena. They are still young guys and feel it’s time to focus 100% on their studies and their future outside of the adult world… A move BelAmi has always been supportive of and one that they have helped facilitate.”

“Helped facilitate” by bitchily not renewing contracts. Don’t weep tears of mourning yet, darling readers — four more scenes with Elijah and Milo Peters have yet to be released, including a grand finale with only the two of them! We would wish the twins good luck on their “studies and their future outside of the adult world,” buuuuuuut we’ve a sinking premonition that they’ll, ahem, unretire. The duo have achieved near-legend status, almost on par with Ryan Idol and Rex Chandler. They will be remembered and discussed for years to come. They have created a brand that can live well beyond their three year career.

Oh, yes, you can bet they’ll be popping up again soon.

· The Peters Twins (belamionline.com)

Any regular reader of Gay Fleshbot knows that AustinZane.com is THE site we’re hopelessly in love with — maybe as much as “straight” founders Austin Andrews and Zane Michaels are in love with each other. They launched one year ago this month, and to celebrate they’ve released a scene so passionate, we’ll be amazed if they can ever top it.

Even though the boys have amassed a stable of studs over the year, the real draw remains watching the two of them have some of the best gay sex on the internet today. We’ve prattled endlessly about how these two cannot possibly be straight and only best friends. They’ve got to be gay and lovers. They even have matching crucifix tattoos! That’s some sort of profession of brotherhood, right? This week’s birthday scene is yet another example of male sexual intimacy that cannot possibly be manufactured.

Taking place in a multi-colored funhouse of a bedroom filled with a rainbow of balloons, the boys pop balloons to discover the sex acts inside to perform on each other. (They love games like this.) There’s something about points and yadda-yadda and popping final balloons to see who cums where. It’s too complicated and all goes by the wayside.

Austin (who shaved his chest hair. Boooo!) is clearly the loopier one of the bunch, enacting a series of silly shenanigans that keeps blond Zane in stitches. As their sip their highballs (GAY!), their effervescent charm feel like we’re lying on the bed with them. Then after a romp through the balloons to some crazy calliope ditty, the sex starts.

Sweet Jesus. Only two wideshot still camera angles, and we’ve got a scene hotter than all the glossy camerawork and staged moaning of every mainstream studio in existence. Watching this scene, you. Will. Not. Be. Able. To. Refrain. From. Touching. Yourself.

And wait until you see the cumshots at the end! Zane hits his own forehead, and Austin shoots right in Zane’s eye (It buuuuuuuuurns!), which has them collapsing in giggles. Thank God! We’re so tired of pornstars who take every moment so deadly seriously.

We’d love to do an AustinZane.com Year in Review, but you can check out our highlights in our past posts here, here, especially here, yowza here, and most tenderly here.

· Our 1st Birthday! (austinzane.com)