Yesterday everyone in this damn country was glued to their television sets and shoving Buffalo Wings in their fat gobs while watching the Super Bowl. It’s the most American holiday of them all. But here is something a little bit more American to watch.
Jaw-dropper! The blond-haired, blue-eyed clonebots of Bel Ami have finally, blessedly crossed the color line. The latest in their string of American Exclusives is Austin Merrick, a 21-year-old mixed-race hottie who says he has a “black body” and a “white personality.” Most importantly, he has a massive dick that we’d like to integrate with immediately.
Here’s a porn we can’t wait to see. Daniel’s Tosh’s video clip show Tosh.0 gets the porn parody treatment in a new flick called “Tosh.Hole.” Ain’t that clever? Given the real Daniel Tosh’s propensity to tease the audience by flirting with gayness, it’s only fitting that Jet Set—the kings of gay porn parody—take it all the way.
Meet Peter Le. Along with hosting an award-winning porn site, PeterFever.com, this ripped stud’s on a mission to make your life better one video at a time. From how to look your sexy best in five minutes flat to selecting the best mosquito repellant (!!), you’ll hang on to his every word because have you seen his body? Get ready to ravenously drool while also enhancing your quality of life.
