Those of you thirsting for a new twink starlet now that Nolan Gould is MIA and Cameron Dallas is transitioning into some bearded twink hybrid thing are in luck, because today we have these insanely hot pap pics from eighteen-year-old hottie Presley Gerber! Welcome to Fleshbot Gay. You've made it!
I'm honestly afraid to look down now because A) The knowledge that I used a Sharpie to fill in a divot in my Nikes will make me weep after seeing this outfit and B) I'll realize that I'm waist-deep in about twelve different liquids that spewed out of my body thanks to Nick!
Or is it that one over there? Or that one next to it?
Pick that jaw up of the floor, and try not to drool everywhere ok?
There's nothing excellency about me today as I have let all of you down by not covering these insanely hot pap pics from August that feature Nick Jonasty chest hair for days and even his hot blue jeans bulge! He's accompanied by a random guy trying to steal his spotlight, and so help me God, if any of you say that random guy is hotter than Nick in these pics I'll lose my damn shit.
Our favorite model is at it again (and I really hope he doesn't stop anytime soon!).
After all these years, I finally accepted Jesus into my hole just in time to have him save my poor ailing pussy after seeing this insanely freakishly scarily disturbingly hot picture of Ginger creamboat to the stars K.J. Apa! We already took a look at this shoot for GQ Australia, but somehow this retro jocky vision above is just now coming into my life. I mean guys. This is straight up son of Don Draper meeting me after the pep rally to let out all of his confusing feelings on my no no, and I'm in love!
The Canadian PM may not have had anything to do with the calendar, but he sure is reaping the good publicity from it.
So not to be crass, but I've been doing backstrokes in my own pussy juice all damn day after seeing these insanely cute pics of sassy starlet Gregg Sulkin cuddling up to a bunch of puppies! This is one of the few times that one of our fame ho Insta hotties is post-worthy without being shirtless, or showing his dick, and it's all because there's something about seeing a boy surrounded by cute dogs that really helps me picture our life together. I'm ready Gregg. I'm ready to have your babies! Even though I'll obviously get herpes and HPV through the Bella Thorne connection. Worth it!
Watch Sly get slick in some of his hottest shots!
Our favorite 44th POTUS is dedicating some volunteer hours to help gain support for the cause.
Looks like Armie had another co-star that didn't make it past the editing room.
Caution: The former Celebrity Big Brother star and model's x-rated pic is hot enough to melt your phone.
While we were all posting douche photos this Thanksgiving weekend in attempts to out-douche our douchey friends, sassy starlet Zac Efron was douching all over all of us with his super douchy but still sexy shirtless Instagram pic!
Sassy starlet Cameron Dallas has been leaving us high and tight recently on Instagram, but this weekend he was back and thirst trapier than ever with a sexy new selfie flaunting his new beard and what is turning out to be the best pit hair in the biz! Well, second best. The YouTube sensation has changed up his look significantly in the past month - shaving his head, dying the scalp stubble blonde, and now growing a damn beard for No Shave November. Can a twink even have a beard? I need a gay taxonomist stat!
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