I'll take a slice... or two.
Packing must be a breeze when you only wear speedos.
I know you're busy, so I'll keep this... brief.
I'm not satisfied until I see his eggplant emoji... preferably in person.
When I think of DILF, I think of him...
Shantay you stay, Mama Ru!
The boy next door that I'd stare at through the curtains...
Rick Martin has always been sexy in the way that super gay and polished Latin pop stars are, but that doesn't mean that everyone pictures swallowing his La Vida Load-ca. Until now.
The simply beautiful Gould took to Instagram to document his first time at the Forever 21 enthusiasts convention as an adult. Just ugh, so hot.
The year, 2006. The penis, muppet nose-looking. You may not look at Big Bang Theory star Johnny Galecki and think "destroy my taint plz" but after getting an eyefull of his full frontal nudity from the play The Little Dog Laughed you'll be lubed up faster than you can say "Woof!"
Is that a grapefruit or are you just happy to see us?
Ya'll, our baby needs us.
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