In a shocking turn of events this weekend, Men.com posted a video of Paul Walker and Paddy O’Brian sitting on a couch for nine minutes, completely clothed and without a bottom to spitroast. Paul Walker’s scene with Darius Ferdynand must have been a fluke, because this pair obviously cannot operate unless they’re in the same frame together.

It’s another Men.com interview in which pornstars ask each other questions submitted by fans, and although Paul is a more animated host than Rocco Reed was, he’s nearly impossible to understand and may as well be speaking Mandarin Chinese. If you care to spend time deciphering their thick accents, you’ll learn just how much Paddy loves the ladies—a topic he manages to address in every answer regardless of whether or not the question had anything to do with his sexuality.

When asked if he prefers blowjobs from men or women, Paddy responds by saying “I’m 110% straight, but a bitch is a bitch, right?”

We’ve had a crush on Paddy since his gay porn debut, but hearing straight pornstars continually assert their sexuality and discuss how much they dislike gay sex is an enormous turnoff.

We’re glad someone shit on his dick. Serves him right.

Now watch these two bros fuck Darius Ferdynand with raging boners, put their tongues in his asshole, kiss his mouth and touch his dick (no homo).

· Watch Paul Walker and Paddy O’Brian fuck Darius Ferdynand at Men.com (Men.com)

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We believe that body hair is our most natural and underappreciated quality. Whether it’s scruff on the chin or a bushel of stringy pubes, there’s no denying the sex appeal of rubbing some stubble on your bedfellow’s face, so long as you make sure that shit isn’t out of control. Nobody likes getting their teeth caught in a fucking jungle.

If you’re a fan of the finer things in life (beards), you’ll appreciate the creative new “Beard issue” from Toronto-based gay resource Fab Magazine. The free-flowing body hair in this behind-the-scenes segment is our new go-to aphrodisiac since oily fish and strawberries became more of a hassle to bring to bed, and the “beard ride” became the new “moustache ride.” Take one fine look at these men, and you’ll be howling at the moon in no time. Woof!

If you could take a moustache beard ride on any of these fine suitors, which would you pick?

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· “The 12 Sexiest Beards Of Canada” via Buzzfeed (Buzzfeed.com)

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And at the ripe old age of 23, Radcliffe is safely out of jailbait territory.

The young thespian was filming the upcoming rom-com The F Word on Toronto’s Lake Ontario when a wily shutterbug snapped these pics of him sans swimsuit with co-star Zoe Kazan. It looks like Daniel’s done a bit of manscaping since his earlier money shots, which offered a serious treasure trail. (Hopefully it was for the role and not a lifestyle choice.)

More importantly, it looks pretty chilly out on the beach. Does Zoe know about shrinkage?

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Daniel Radcliffe (SuperheroFan.net)

A Naked Harry Potter Retrospective (Fleshbot)

Ever wanted to step behind the velvet ropes of casting the porn-ready models of A&F and Hollister? Watch a totally true, absolutely authentic video that takes us behind the scenes at the selection process for the men that launch a thousand sexual fantasies.

The gang over at VFiles.com created this not-at-all-fake video (which we found via Queerty) of a spaced out casting director describing how he selects models to open the doors at the legendary homoerotic clothing stores. You’ve seen the shirtless jocks standing outside, impossibly gorgeous, striking dumb all who dare to look headlong at their chiseled chests. Here’s how they get there!

Skip to 1:27 if all you care about is gaggles of shirtless cuties mumbling incoherent sexiness. But watch it in full to appreciate the comedic genius that is Preston, who plays the casting director. He, and his half-naked auditioners, fulfill every whacked-out fashion world stereotype so sublimely that this video seems 100% real. Because it is, isn’t it?

Yeah, like, it totes is.

· Model File, Episode 1: Opening Doors (youtube.com)
· WATCH: How They Cast The Door Hunks At Hollister (queerty.com)

Oh, the wacky behind the scenes world of shooting porn, especially when you’re shooting sex over at Next Door Studios, who are infamous for snatching up detached gay-for-payers who fuck not for fun, but for a paycheck. At least the hetero hunks in this behind the scenes video seem like their funny bones are being tickled, even if their flaccid noodles aren’t. It’s a B.J. showdown to see if either straight Rick McCoy or straight AJ Monroe can make a straight Steven Shields sport wood. Who wins?

Of course, it’s nobody, because they’re all straight! At least their banter is fun.

At least there are raging hard-ons in this other behind scenes threesome. Brandon Lewis is purportedly bisexual, so he’s turned on (thank Gawd). We don’t know the orientation of the other two, Mario Romo and Brian Bonds. Mario’s dick is a light saber pointing right to the carpet, while Brian as least stays semi.

We don’t ask for much in gay porn, except for hard-ons and the illusion of actual homosexuality. Huzzah for models who visibly display their pleasure from having sex with men with their rock hard erections.

· Twink Boy Suck-off (nextdoorstudios.com)
· Brandon Lewis, Mario Romo & Brian Bonds on the Set (nextdoorstudios.com)

Unstaged daily tasks in the nude need to become a regular thing: washing dishes, putting away laundry, shopping for groceries. As long as the men are in their natural environment, and as long the camera lovingly lingers on every part of their bodies.

As for Jesse’s showering shaving tips, they’re all pretty basic, except his dramatic urging to never use old razors. They’re more prone to slicing up one’s scalp, which is a kink we’re not gonna even begin to explore. Mercifully, Jesse doesn’t shave the rest of his prodigiously hirsute physique, much to the salutations of body hair worshipers ’round the world.

· This Is The Way We Shave Our Heads…Naked In The Shower (gaydailyhot.com)