Ever wanted to step behind the velvet ropes of casting the porn-ready models of A&F and Hollister? Watch a totally true, absolutely real video that takes us behind the scenes at the selection process for the men that launch a thousand sexual fantasies.

Oh, the wacky behind the scenes world of shooting porn, especially when you’re shooting sex over at Next Door Studios, who are infamous for snatching up detached gay-for-payers who fuck not for fun, but for a paycheck. At least the hetero hunks in this behind the scenes video seem like their funny bones are being tickled, even if their flaccid noodles aren’t.

When mundane tasks are done by ripped studs, the tasks suddenly become ripe with edge-of-your-seat sexual tension. Take this shower video of furry muscle beast Jesse Jackman. As he teaches us the finer points of shaving his head, our eyes are glued not because that razor may cut this scalp, but because the camera pans every inch of his hairy, beefy bod.