It’s been at least a month since we treated ourselves to a cut and shave special at the local barbershop, but we really can’t remember the last time our barber tied us to a chair and face-fucked us till we cried. Then again, our barber isn’t an insanely hot Cuban pornstar with a giant dick. Maybe we should find a new barber?

We have no idea how Logan Vaughn wound up “shackled to a barber chair wearing a leather harness and latex jock with his cock hanging out,” but we stopped caring shortly after Angel Rock showed up in full gear, slapping Logan’s face with his rock hard dick and demanding they fuck on the floor.

And you thought Sweeny Todd was a masochistic barber! Angel Rock may not be chopping his victims up and serving them in pies, but he definitely has the whole “crazy barber” thing down pat.

· Watch Angel Rock fuck Logan Vaughn in a barber chair at Hot House (HotHouse.com)

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Doug Acre is finally getting the payback he deserves after brutally pounding Kyle Quinn in Naked Sword‘s Hooker Stories 2 last month. When you use your gigantic dick to recklessly prod a bottom’s butthole while he’s trying to get away from you, Alexander Garrett will tie you up and spank you. This is a fact.

Doug’s huge cock isn’t even let loose in this hot bondage scene! With hands tied behind his back, his ass is mercilessly beaten as he suffers the world’s most epic atomic wedgie—all while being forced to suck on some hot Latin cock. We’ve always had a thing for wrestling singlets, but Doug’s sweaty gear shoved in his crack is giving us an exceptionally hard boner. Any chance we can get a whiff of it?

Feeling bad for Doug while he’s slapped around the mat is pointless—this bottom slut is surely loving every second of it, and he’s rewarded with a hard face-fuck once he finally submits to this “angry ref.” He’s learned his lesson, but we really hope it doesn’t stop him from being a brutal top in the future.

· Watch Doug get used and abused at Bound Jocks (BoundJocks.com)

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What’s the fun in being a slut pig if you’re just wasting your sexual prowess on one or two partners at a time? Every little piggy deserves his time in the play pen, and we’re so happy Connor Patricks is finally paying his Bound In Public dues. (We’ve seriously been waiting for this).

This isn’t Connor’s first time getting kinky—his first bondage scene with Angel Rock premiered less than a month ago at Bound Jocks, and even though none of these dudes have a curved dick designed to hit the male G-spot, pleasure is inevitable when eight strangers are forcing you to choke on a merry-go-round of cock.

The setup is simple enough: “hot stud Connor Patricks has his girlfriend wait in the hallway while he goes to the bathroom,” but after taking a piss in one of the city’s most notorious cruising spots, he’s hoisted into the air and fucked senseless by Sebastian Keys, Reuven, John Jammen, Jessie Colter, Bryan Cole, Damian Taylor, Rowen Jackson and Adam Adonis. The whole “girlfriend” storyline is off-putting at first, but she actually provides some slight comic relief by banging on the bathroom door and acting like an impatient girlfriend while her man is being gang-raped less than five feet away.

Don’t feel bad for her. At least she can’t see what’s going on this time…

· Watch Connor Patricks get gang banged at Bound In Public (BoundInPublic.com)

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Fire and ice, silver and gold, Connor Patricks and Angel Rock. In the spirit of creating beauty with opposite elements, Bound Jocks has paired Cuban beefcake Angel Rock with all-American bottom Connor Patricks, and it’s worth so much more than the ‘Cuban sandwich’ joke we’ve been working on all morning. We’ve never had our hands and feet tied to the ceiling like a rodeo bull, but if we ever had the chance, Angel Rock is the only bull rider we’d want on top. (We lied. We’d do it with Dean Monroe, too.)

We wonder how it feels to be fucked by the hottest Bound Jocks model ever, but more importantly, we hope this red rope isn’t going to injure Connor’s leg again. He’s going to need it if he wants to continue blazing a path to slutty superstardom.

Connor is eventually freed from his restraints and rewarded with this scene’s sole sloppy kiss, but not before taking the side-dicked ride of his life on Angel’s curvy tool. There’s nothing better than a crooked shaft coming in at a 30 degree angle—how the hell did Connor keep it together for so long? He finally cums with pointed toes (get it!), but Angel mysteriously disappears without feeding Connor his load, even though they’ve both obviously worked up an appetite. Uh, that was weird (?).

The lost cumshot isn’t a deal breaker, though. The first scene in this mini-series, “Ring Toss”, didn’t have any cum, so we’re hoping there’s a third installment that’ll show us Angel’s pent-up load. Mmm.

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· Watch Angel Rock and Connor Patricks fuck at Bound Jocks (BoundJocks.com)

Ring Toss – January 4, 2013

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Whether they’re locking themselves into wax-dripping contraptions or sucking 1,000 strangers’ cocks, some of our favorite pornstars have been known to get pretty kinky from time to time. Every good piggy knows that the hottest S&M action happens at Kink.com, so it was a natural choice for Men.com exclusive Mike de Marko when he decided to get really kinky and stick his penis in a vagina. How naughty!

We kid, of course, because vaginal intercourse is the least kinky thing happening in this new Divine Bitches video starring de Marko and Aiden Starr. This blonde dominatrix “wants a piece of meat to objectify…as she takes away Mike’s limbs in cellophane bondage, has his eye sight [sic] taken away and ass hook plugged while given a wicked caning.” Say WHAT?

And that’s just the light stuff! Before the video ends, Mike is tied up some Chinese ropes, fucked by a giant dildo, covered in clothespins, and gets wrapped up into a human mummy suit while Aiden rides his surprisingly rock-hard cock. We don’t mind seeing him in straight porn (we actually think it’s kinda hot), but we have to wonder why he’s doing it. Guys usually make more money in gay porn, and he hasn’t shown any interest in kink porn after this scene.

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Don’t forget! Dominic Pacifico did a scene with Divine Bitches late last year, and he got wrapped up in the same exact mummy suit! Somebody tell us who wore it best!

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· Watch Mike and Dominic get kinky at Divine Bitches (DivineBitches.com)

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We won’t definitively say that Angel Rock is the hottest Bound Jocks model ever, but that’s only because this preview video will answer the question for us. We’ll admit to not following this beefy stud as closely as we should have over the years, but if there were ever a way for a hot guy to grab our attention, wearing tube socks while tied to a metal chair is absolutely the best way to do it.

For 15 whole minutes, you’ll feel more helpless than Angel while watching him wiggle around in restraints without access to his giant, pulsating dick. This glossy computer screen holding us back from reaching in to give him a helping hand is really unfair, but the fact that he can’t beat himself off is really the icing on this shitty cake. Our hearts hurt (in a really, really sexy way).

Spoiler alert: Angel eventually finds his way out of these ropes to milk a big, creamy load out of his perfect dick. Now that we’re hooked, we’re going to spend the rest of the evening jerking off to every other video he’s ever appeared in.

Congratulations, Angel Rock! Fleshbot is officially following each breath you take from now on.

· Watch Angel Rock edge at Bound Jocks (BoundJocks.com)

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