Guys with iPhones: Put Those Muscles to Good Use Screen shot 2017 03 08 at 8 12 06 am c8f6a1ea featured

A little elbow grease and your mirror won't look like Jackson Pollock brushes his teeth in there every morning

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Guys with iPhones: Nothing to Be Shy About Screen shot 2017 03 07 at 8 22 24 am 2a1fccfb featured

Come on, let's see that face!

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Guys with iPhones: I'm Gonna Jump to a Conclusion Screen shot 2017 03 06 at 7 30 24 am b990acfe featured

There's only one towel rack in that bathroom

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Guys with iPhones: Red Flags Galore Screen shot 2017 03 03 at 8 05 49 am b7ed9546 featured

From the Michael Meyers and Chucky tattoos to the Captain America watch to the diaper changing table behind him, all I see are red flags

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Guys with iPhones: I've Got Big Balls Screen shot 2017 03 02 at 7 40 52 am b49cbdff featured

But he's got the biggest balls of them all!

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Guys with iPhones: Yo Jersey! Screen shot 2017 03 01 at 7 57 52 am def4e2d4 featured

If this guy's not from Jersey—or Staten Island—I'll eat my hat... Or his!

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Guys with iPhones: Turn Down Service? Screen shot 2017 02 24 at 1 05 29 pm 0ef35d4f featured

At least let someone come in and tidy up

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Guys with iPhones: Three Crosses Screen shot 2017 02 24 at 1 02 41 pm 1ad6066d featured

Because sometimes, apparently, one giant cross tattoo on your chest isn't enough

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Guys with iPhones: Hangin' in the Laundry Room Screen shot 2017 02 24 at 7 59 04 am 8f0ea759 featured

Literally and figuratively

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Guys with iPhones: Loving This Trend Screen shot 2017 02 23 at 7 31 20 am 5da1b98e featured

Where guys are no longer afraid of body and pubic hair

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Guys with iPhones: What's the Inverse of a Bird's Eye View? Screen shot 2017 02 22 at 8 02 36 am 604d006d featured

Again, this would have been another great time for a 3D dick pic

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Guys with iPhones: Two Views Gwip22117 42d28cb0 featured

I'd like a couple more if you've got it in you

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Guys with iPhones: One of Those Times Screen shot 2017 02 20 at 7 35 31 am 4d1cd1d9 featured

When you wish you could see dick pics in 3D

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Guys with iPhones: Ticking Lots of Boxes Screen shot 2017 02 17 at 7 51 29 am d5207717 featured

If you like piercings, tattoos, body hair, a winning smile, and a big cock, I think this is your man!

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Guys with iPhones: Looks Like a Fun Time Was Had By All Screen shot 2017 02 16 at 7 52 04 am 7be0d765 featured

Now put the fucking toilet seat down!

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