F**k the juice cleanses and bring on the hairy cracks. We can already tell this is going to do wonders for our endorphin levels.
If you thought Joan Jett was badass, this guy really really loves rock 'n roll.
And filmed it while beating off, natch.
Eating cotton candy while getting your dick sucked? It's like every inner fat kid's wildest dream! We have good ideas sometimes.
If not 17 times. Likely in a two-day span, because your appetite for him will be insatiable.
We've seen our (un)fair share of muscle studs tugging their peens, but holy shit you guys.
Winter ain't just coming—it's here, it's queer, and it's not taking any shit. The only real defense is to find yourself a bear (or a cub, or a wolf), and wrap yourself up in his furry, furry arms.
Off-road biking only ever has one proper destination in our opinion, and that's Sementown.
The posed portraits on the wall, their wholesome faces, those winning smiles—these two (and their boners) belong on the tube. Like Leave It To Beaver, but hold the beaver.
With a very special appearance by his curious K9.
What's better than an ass appetizer, or an uncut amuse bouche?
My, what big arms you have! The better to tug on your enormous, flawless penis.
If this stud thinks so, we're sure it won't be long until the rest of the world is on board.
We'd say he's in the lead, mostly because the sight of his dick makes us forget all that came before.
Especially if he's inked, hung, and keeps his dog tags on while he hits you doggy style.
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