For a medium that’s supposed to make all our wildest sexual fantasies into reality, porn sure has been causing us more than our fair share of nightmares lately–or at the very least some vaguely disturbing daydreams. Which is why we were glad to hear about AMG Brasil’s latest promotional stunt, in which one lucky viewer will be rewarded by having his (or, less likely, her) own wildest sexual scenario become the subject of a segment in the studio’s upcoming “Suruba: Duro”. Before you get too excited and start pounding away at your keyboard, however, note that the studio will be filming the winning scenario using a cast of Brazilian talent exclusively. So if your fantasy involves an after-hours Xerox machine gangbang pile-up with the entore male cast of “Mad Men” … well, we’re afraid you just might have to make arrangements to film that one yourself. Full contest details after the jump.

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Since we have never watched a single episode of “The Amazing Race” in our lives, we can’t tell you for sure whether this is indeed a self-shot naked mirror pic* of improbably named contestant Dallas Imbimbo or not. What we can tell you is that (1) it’s not like we haven’t seen plenty of other reality show contestant peens lately and (2) “Dallas Imbimbo” would make a fabulous porn name if he’s looking for a new career after the show is over.

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After years of concentrating almost exclusively on vaginophilic websites (an ill-fated foray into gay FuckingMachines content notwithstanding), the good folks at Kink.com are making up for lost time with a vengeance: their male-on-male extreme bondage site Bound Gods is already a classic of its kind (and no, we’re not just saying that because they happen to be one of our sponsors), and they’ve also been serving up some pretty hot on-demand features in between all that rope swinging and gut punching. The latest to come down their pipe is this clip from their Naked Combat test shoot series. Sure, it might look like just another naked dude erotic wrestling showdown, but … well, we’ll let the press release pros take it from here:

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If you’re having a hard time deciding between the two covers for the new ‘USA’ issue of French gay magazine TÊTU, you may want to check out the video of the shoot to see which wrestler has the better, er, form. (Of course you might just end up deciding that it’s a draw and that you need to pick up two copies … which we have a feeling was part of their marketing strategy all along.) Click thumbnail for video.

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Please don’t think we’re more perverse than we already are for saying that the best thing about Bel Ami’s new celebration of outsized genitalia “Some Like It Big 2″ is the opening credits. After all, it’s not like the rest of the video doesn’t have a heck of a lot going for it—with a cast list that includes such heavy hung studlets as Paul Valery and a bunch of other guys whose names we can never keep straight, how can it go wrong? Still, in the end it’s just another Bel Ami big dick fuckfest, grand as that may be, and in some ways we can’t help feeling like we’ve seen it all before.