Sometimes these jokes just write themselves, but when someone like Cam_Tony is wearing his uniform while jerking off at the fire station, how do you expect us to resist?
We know they shit in the woods, but leaving the money shot all over the floor? Is that something bears do? Well, it's something that MaxCub does. We'd much rather watch that than him shitting in the woods, or anywhere for that matter.
The blaring music. The busy wall paper. The crazy art. The knick-knacks. The tattoos. The muscles. The Russian military boys fucking and sucking all over a bed and then cumming on each others faces. We don't even know where to look!
We have quite a collection of masturbation devices, but we've never seen one that doubles as furniture. We're not quite sure how Arena-Arena constructed this table with a Fleshlight-esque device attached to it, but it's a sight to behold.
There are plenty of guys out there who are really into older men, and that's just great. Just look at this hot, younger muscle stud who is getting his hole pounded on a table by a mature gentleman. That's hot!
Sure, wearing your favorite article of clothing while jerking off can be a whole lot of fun. But it's dangerous! Just ask big-dicked twink Throw_the_Dice. He shows off his nice plaid shirt, but gets it all jizzy when he explodes at the end of that session.
In real life there is nothing more fun that blowing your load while still inside some guy's butthole (or having him shoot while inside you). But what about on camera? Is it as fun if we don't get to see it?
No, we don't mean that his nuts are really huge (though that can be hot too), but watch how he jerks off. He does it on a full bus with people milling about. And he tapes it! And he jizzes all over the floor. In a bus full of people. That's seriously brazen – and hot!
And tell everyone this is a Kanye West jerk-off video that he sent Kim Kardashian. It's not true. No, it's not true at all, since obviously this is not Kanye. But he kind of looks like him. A little. If you squint. He's hot and jerking off, what more do you need? Maybe just thinking he's an international rap star. That's fun, isn't it? It's like role playing with your porn!
[xtube]oZP3k-C763-[/xtube]Jerking off in your car...with a friend!
Did you know that every time you waste a boner that a kitten dies? It is true! So next time you wake up with a hard on, like TeamNet does, you better get a squirt out of it. If you make a video of it, you should send it to the ASPCA and PETA, because you are a champion of small defenseless animals. Just remember that.
It's great to spend a night in the same gentleman, but if you're like us you're not a morning person and that means you want no part of morning sex. Watch this twinky top try to get out of his duties...and fail miserably.
We've been obsessed with the XXX Olympic Games mostly because they sound like porn and are filled with hot guys. So many hot guys that we wish they would all rip off their outfits and beat off their fat meat for us. Sadly none has yet, but CubVoyer is certainly doing it. He may not get a medal, but we've got an award for him right here.
We're not saying it's right to put a camera and film people having sex. We're not saying that we would be happy to find out a trick (or, even worse a stranger!) filmed us while doing the nasty all over a bed. All we're saying is that, well, this video is really fucking hot.
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