::Whispers:: Zoom zoom bitch.
Colton Grey's trip to Paris on his ex-boyfriend's dime started out great, then went to shit, and now it's ending with a bang...a gang bang. Johnny V gets a little of the action too!
Well I'm definitely a dumb bitch, because it turns out that K.J. Apa was all sorts of shirtless on last week's Riverdale, but I was too busy downloading Nick Jonas pap pics from my fun new pap site logins to even fucking notice! I think one of you even gave me the heads up in the comments somewhere. I suck. But instead of beating myself up, I've decided to beat myself off to these insanely sexy clips from the eight episode of Riverdale season two, which I have spent way too much time turning turned into GIFs because that's what a responsible employee does with his day!
Nick Jonasty showed up to the premiere of his flick Jumanji with a plus one in the form of brother Joe Jonas, and the two basically stole the whole damn show with their come-hither glances and styled as fuck looks! Sorry Kevin, you're officially canceled. Nick's pants are so damn tight and his thighs are so damn huge that it looks like he's walking around on two upside-down triangles and it's my new jamity jam jam! Of course his hair is as dreamy as ever and he just can't stop licking those luscious lips, and basically my moisture level is about to call for some Monistat.
Paul Canon and Thyle have a rough and dirty fuck for Men.com
Stacked hottie Idris Elba is the manliness man man man in Hollywood, and thankfully seems to be getting less cautious about showing off his beefy as hell ass! See his nude scenes in The Big C and 100 Streets (2016) as well as bulge for days in Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom (2013) and Takers (2010) in this video!
Warning: This post's cake overload could give you diabetes.
But there's something about watching two real boyfriends do it that feels so... naughty.
Or is he a cub? I can never tell, but I'm not about to not use that headline.
Aiden Conners, Sean Christian, and Tyler Morgan have a sexy threesome on one lucky couch for CircleJerkBoys.
Cazzo Club's journey to being the most accessibly kinky euro porn site continues with their newest romp at Fetish week on the island of Gran Canaria.
This guy has hair for damn days and is kind of like a dick flashing Andy Roddick. Which is honestly the only type of Andy Roddick that should have existed.
Mateo fucks Kevin David when they go away for a hockey trip.
Look like stockings aren't the only thing that'll be hung this season...
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