Choose wisely; Davey Wavey’s dick is something you can never unsee.

Let’s pretend you’re on a sweltering summer rooftop and coincidentally catch these two skater boys going at it on their union jack towel. You have a handful of condoms and a full bottle of lube. WHICH ONE do you fuck first?!

Here are the men that milked most of our loads and tugged our heartstrings in 2012; the Top 10 Fleshbot Crush Objects of 2012!

Do you think this photoshoot is a cut scene from Benjamin’s new “Oh My Godfre” DVD for Falcon, or is it the first scene for the inevitable “What the Wikle?!” sequel?

Gifting porn is the most practical way to treat yo’ self, because it’s something you use every day (don’t lie), and all the scenes you’re going to binge-download will never expire.

If you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting Michael Fitt yet, have a seat. Let us introduce you.

So throw out your promise rings, ’cause we’re taking these boyfriends for a ride, and throwing your “no kissing” rule to the wind.

This is the closest Benjamin has been to man-on-man butt sex. No homo, brah.

We just want to drop everything and challenge these boys to a vogue battle.

These boys are doing a lot of Godfre-ish things in the garden, and finding even more creative reasons to get naked outdoors.

Ironic gay icon, Benjamin Godfre, is in New York City this week. Aside from lounging at the Ace Hotel and frolicking the streets with kind-of-live-in-boyfriend, Simon Dexter, he’s keeping his site fresh with plenty of new projects. He’s working with Venfield 8 now, an artist that “very few have actually met in person,” which would be totally intriguing if Banksy hadn’t masterminded that concept first.

We spend most of our days looking at completely naked men having sex with each other, so we honestly consider underwear models to be nothing more than a huge tease. To further cement the fact that absolutely nobody would be looking at this new underwear line, LA-based menswear company, Vanwolff, hired seven chiseled beauties to walk around The Abbey in WeHo last Friday while wearing them.

Chandler brought his cute Southern smile back to Corbin Fisher early last week and thankfully, the studio paired him with one of their guys who coincidentally “is into guys.” Since CF doesn’t really want you know that some of their models are gay, you end up having to pick them out of the bunch by judging their in-bed mannerisms. After seeing this, we have no doubt that little Skye is more than just “into guys.”

Remember when you visited us last week and rubbed one out when we showed you Benjamin Godfre and his squeaky-clean ride? There’s been talk of this deity moving into the gay-for-pay biz by shooting a scene for Falcon (and, my god, they even released his model photos a month ago), but we’re happy to announce the day has finally come. Ooh baby, heaven is a place on Earth. Definitely.

We can’t remember the last time we drove through a car wash, but if all towel boys looked like fashion model Benjamin Godfre, we probably would. It’s good to see a man that fully immerses himself in his work—after hosing down a classic car, this dirty fuck turns the hose on himself and gives himself a quick shower while drinking from the hose and having a beer. He’s probably getting fired today, but god damn, that tip is going to be HUGE.

Fleshbot Crush Object and lustworthy man-meat sensation Benjamin Godfre dropped the news that he’ll finally be dropping trou for Falcon Studios. Our friends at Queer Me Now broke the news on Saturday via Godfre’s Inner Sanctum, where the ever exposed man of our dreams, well, exposes himself.

If Benjamin Godfre’s three-ring act pitched a tent in our town, it’s guaranteed we would have run off to join the circus. We already know our act: We’ll be the Serpent Woman. We’ve already picked out our snake.

Sure, he has the requisite shorts or sweats if he needs to venture into a public place, but other than that, longtime Fleshbot Crush Object Benjamin Godfre does not own clothes. A new very candid photo set shows Benjamin in his natural, day-to-day environment, wearing what he normally wears for 22 hours of the day.

Is Fleshbot Crush Object Benjamin Godfre going to start releasing jack-off videos? Over the weekend, the popular and often full-frontal male model released a teaser clip called “Lifeguard.” It starts out with Benjamin posing around a beach as if he’s recreating “Baywatch,” and ends with him feverishly beating the cum out of his engorged cock. Please, sir, may we have some more?

It started out with this video of Benjamin Godfre shaving and showing ass crack. It ended up with us scouring the interwebs and finding a blog chock full of sultry studs partaking in the masculine art of shaving. C’mon, boys whip out your razor and fill your face with foamy white cream.