Ever since K.J. Apa debuted as an eighteen-year-old newbie actor on the Riverdale set in 2016, I said "That man's thirty-one." Now, can I prove it? No. But I've always had an unfounded hunch that Apa fudged his age prior to making his way to Hollywood, and this new Insta post of his full man beard certainly isn't hurting my theory.
World productivity halts as new set photo of @kj_apa on #Riverdale surfaces. https://t.co/t5pRWoZQVy pic.twitter.com/5WKRzrkzhT
— Archie Comics (@ArchieComics) April 1, 2016
In a new Instagram post the forty-two-year-old actor shares seven images of his beard - from full beard shaven down to just a mustache - and asks us to pick the best one. I like the one where he's twenty-two. JK that one doesn't exist. Because he's fifty.
All kidding aside, it is excruciatingly hot to see Apa with a full thick ass beard, and I guess I'd pick the first image? In addition to his beard we can see a tuft of chest fuzz creeping its way up Apa's neck (which is saying a lot considering he's wearing a crewneck) and we get a great big ol' eyeful of his eyefuckingBROWS. Mmmm. What I wouldn't do to those things. What a DILF.
Tell me your favorite photo from KJ Apa’s GQ Australia shoot and I’ll tell you what it says about you. pic.twitter.com/SeGvfd1Tyw
— (@robertkessler) November 17, 2017