Performers across the globe have been putting out content online to entertain us during our visit from Quarantina, but lately I've been getting all the content I need from Tom Holland! The bich just will not quit! First he put on a shirt while doing a handstand, then he nominated Jake Gyllenhaal to put on a shirt while doing a handstand, then Jake Gyllenhaal put on a shirt while doing a handstand. It's called paying it forward people. Watch a Haley Joel Osment movie will ya? #educateyourself
Anyway, in the words of Shania Twain, now Tom has really gone and done it. He posted a video on him and Jake Gyllenhaal doing the water bottle challenge on a plane and included the caption "Missing my husband." Now why don't you go ahead and hold that water bottle up to your husband's dick.
Tom and Jake both starred in Spider-Man: Far from Home, and this actually isn't the first time that Tom has referred to Jake as his husband. Back in December he posted a pic of the two cuddling up on the couch with the hashtag #husbandgoals
I know that Tom Holland is Gen Z and that in 2020 calling someone your "husband" is chill and platonic and not gay, but baby, you're on my turf today, and here we go by trashy 90's public school rules. They're gay, yay!