Open Post: Share Something Hot In The Comments. That Is All

March 19, 2020
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„I always go back to how people behave. If you watch how people actually behave in a situation, it's very simple and honest and contained. You don't need to use as much expression, as much feeling. Some characters will boil over, and that's another thing, but a lot of times I think you can just do very, very little.“ -Robert De Niro

A post shared by iconic vibes (@retrofuck) on Oct 20, 2019 at 2:57pm PDT

The experts are saying that the term "social distancing" should actually be changed to "physical distancing." Because while we need to be physically separated to limit infection of the coronavirus, we actually need social interaction as well. That is, if we don't want to go infuckingsane. The leading experts are saying that having access to forms of socialization via the Internet during a pandemic is "hella tight yo" and are encouraging people to share their thoughts and struggles with one another now more than ever.

And random hot male content? SURE. I was trying to think of way to stay on-brand while still giving readers the chance to throw some random good shit out into the world, and then I heard a faint whisper, as if from Gawd herself. "Penisss. Tittiesss. Buttssss. Bawdddies." These are the things that are going to get perverts through physical distancing, so give it a good hard dink and come up with something hot to share in the comments! It's that simple. Literally anything. As long as it's hot. Share. Hot.

To show you just how random you can feel free to be on here, I'm picking retro Robert De Niro - specifically his fully nude sorta gay scene in Bernardo Bertolucci's movie 1900. The more I see from De Niro's werk back in the day the more I kinda think no man was hotter than he was in his prime. I mean...