Noah Centineo Is A Pube Slut In Sexy New Spread

February 18, 2020
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It’s all so Bazaar

A post shared by Noah (@ncentineo) on Feb 11, 2020 at 1:11pm PST

Noah Centineo is riding high with the release of his new Netflix sequel To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You, but anyone who thinks P.S. is an abbreviation for postscript is gravely mistaken. What Hollywood insiders won't tell you is that P.S. stands for Pube Slut!

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Running from the sunrise fleeing to the dark. I am seeking comfort and stability in unknown parts. Where the only constant is chaos and the only promise is not. The bright light of truth will singe holes thru the shadow of my scared heart.

A post shared by Noah (@ncentineo) on Feb 11, 2020 at 8:59pm PST

Well at least that's the only reasonable conclusion I can come up with after seeing Noah's sizzlingly sexy new spread for Harper's Bazaar. In one particularly erotiqué pic Noah backs sensually into a chainlink fence with his unbuttoned shirt exposing his delish body fuzz complete with upper pubes! This. Is. How. You. Thirst.

I'm not a doctor so I can't tell you precisely when a happy trail ends and pubes begin, but I'm pretty damn sure we're seeing Noah Centineo's pubes here. Considering we've already peeked his suckable uncut penis in his masturbation video, the new spread might not be a revelation for hardcore Noah stans, but it's enough to buoy my arc if yaknowwhatImean.