There's a new festival favorite streaming on Google Play, Amazon Prime, and the likes called Diamantino, and it just so happens to feature just one heck of a gorgeous penis from one heck of a gorgeous actor named Carloto Cotta. AND Carloto Cotta just so happens to have gone completely nude in a 2015 movie called Two Drifters. What does it all mean?
Believe it or not, this film is even more bonkers than its poster #Diamantino pic.twitter.com/GR1N8WhVk6
— Little White Lies (@LWLies) March 28, 2019
Diamantino is a surreal Portuguese movie about a soccer star (Carloto Cotta) who endures national humiliation after flubbing his big shot at the World Cup - an event that prompts him to go on a wacky adventure in search of the bigger meaning of life. But all he had to do the whole time was look down!
There's nothing more life affirming than a big juicy uncut cock attacked to a gorgeous man, so today we're going to help you affirm the shit out of yourself by including all of Carloto Cotta's sexiest frontal and backal nude scenes in the gallery. You'll have a lap full of Cotta cheese. Right. La. Dies.