First off, you may have noticed that today Fleshbot looks like a poorly-conceived MySpace page from 2005. We're experiencing a glitch, which is creating dark gray text on a black background. So, do not adjust your screen. We're just garbage. I'm bitching about it as much as I can so hopefully it will get fixed soon. Sorry!
In better news, teen sex party series Riverdale is back for its fourth season, and of course faux-ginger quarter-Samoan creamboat K.J. Apa goes shirtless in the first episode. And not only does he go shirtless. He goes gay porn shirtless. He goes Village People shirtless. He's wearing something that I'm pretty sure I've seen Johnny Rapid get DPed in. And ohhhhh ya baby I stan!
In the scene Archie is working on a parade float in just jeans and a tool belt that's holding all of a singular blue pencil, measuring tape, and possibly a boxcutter. But what's under that tool belt? That big fat dick of his getting all sweaty and stanky in the heat. Just ready to unfurl out of his tight boxer briefs and into the lower half of my esophagus. Lol wut where were we?
Oh yeah, Apa's body is still looking unbelievably flawless, and the scene might even beat out Apa's previous most porny shot on Riverdale. Moving in the right direction!
On the latest episode we also see Apa in bed with Veronica, and is it just me, or is the sheet clinging to his groinular region a little? Guys I think the sheet might be clinging to his groinular region a little! Enjoy...