Who'd You Rather Finger: Pete Buttigieg Or Prince Harry?

October 1, 2019 | Posted in Editorial Features by his_excellency

If you come to Fleshbot for up-to-the-minute, finger-on-the-pulse, topical, non-random, non-braindead posts, then you will not be disappointed by this definitely not stage four random Who'd You Rather Finger! It's no secret that presidential starlet Pete Buttigieg has me edge-edge-ing all day all night, and it's also no secret that the other most important and powerful political figure on the planet, Prince Harry, is a samowking hot ginger packing what we can only presume is a Vlasic pickle-sized cock. At least if it's anything like his brother William's. How big is Prince Harry's penis exactly?


And how big is Pete Buttigieg's penis?


Probably! Today you need to look these two world leaders in their smoldering eyes and decide who you will penetrate with your fingers. I chose Prince Harry to pit Pete Buttigieg against because he's the only other political-ish man candy I can think of that rivals Pete's penetratableness. Legitimately a lot has been written about the hotness of Prince Harry over the years, because, gurl's got it going on. And Pete Buttigieg is the starlet on the rise who everyone who's anyone is talking about, and his ass is what? Clinically obese henty. And most importantly both of these men are like, so gay for me in my imagination. So choose a guy and sound off in the comments!

Prince Harry


Pete Buttigieg



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