The Internet Is Cringing Over How Broke Straight Dude Shawn Mendes Kisses

September 12, 2019 | Posted in Celebrity by his_excellency

 

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While broke straight dude Shawn Mendes and his girlfriend Camila Cabello are poking fun at themselves in this new Insta face sucking video, the Internet isn't laughing. In fact it's throwing up about a tablespoon of curdled stomach grease into its mouth and then swallowing because it's in public. Ya know?

The video of their tongue-in-cheek makeout simultaneously attempts to establish an intimate connection between the star-crossed starlets while conveying a sense of humor and self-deprecation. Does it succeed?

Hell to the yes! I'm more convinced than ever that Shawn Mendes is straight and that his love with Camila Cabello - which blossomed in conjunction with the release of the video for their hit song Señorita, is real af yo. It's like the feeling I got when I saw Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley kiss at the VMAs. I thought - Love. This is love. It's not the product of litigation between two entertainment lawyers. How could it be?

How. Could. It. Be. SORRY I'm just bitter that it's Camila who gets to deep clean Shawn's tonsils and not me okay!

 

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Señorita...@camila_cabello 🖤🌹

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Thank you @calvinklein #MYTRUTH #MYCALVINS x

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