Oh. My. Glob. Nude Theo James Finally Shows His Amazing Ass, On Sanditon

September 3, 2019 | Posted in gay by his_excellency

 

If you saw Theo James in Divergent, then you know you want him to diverge your ass cheeks in two with his big fat cock! Well actually, the thirty-four-year-old sexpot hasn't shown his cock yet (but trust, it's a Pringles can) and he hadn't even shown off his ass prior to the new series Sanditon.

 

 

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It's based on Jane Austen's final unfinished bewk (yes, we're so gay we're swerving bewks not books hunty!) and in one scene Theo emerges from the ocean completely nude, with his daylit dripping ass cheeks on full display. Gimme dat Pride and PrejudASS! The Brits are eating this thiz up, with The Guardian declaring:

Viewers are left hot under their collars by even MORE nude backsides on Sanditon

"Hot under their collars?" Have some fucking restraint! Theo really is one of those guys who's so freakishly perfect that he doesn't even register as human to me, but I can set aside my low standards for this scene. Because, dayum. While Sanditon is currently airing across The Pond, it won't be available in the US until January 12, 2020, when it will air on PBS. Hey James. Psst. Over here. Thanks for showing us your Giant Peach ::runs away giggling like a stupid slut::

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