I Would Get Crabs For Jack Falahee’s Instagram Chest Hair And Crazazy Pits

August 29, 2019
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THERE WAS A MAGICIAN AND HE WAS 100% DOING WITCHCRAFT MAGIC
A post shared by Jack Falahee (@jackfalahee) on Aug 24, 2019 at 11:49pm PDT

Sometimes when I consider fine-tuning my social media presence, I think about trying to fashion my Instagram after Jack Falahee's. But then I remember that he's flawless and gorgeous and a celebrity and that I look like a courtroom sketch of Eminem. Then the plan just kind of falls apart. But no matter. Jack Falahee's Instagram ain't going nowhere, and today we're going to check out some of his recent insanely fap-worthy pics!

Falahee has a perfect slim bod coated with the most breathtakingly-distributed body hair we've ever seen! He knows how to swerve lewks with his handsome af face complete with ever-present scruff, and he has a head of hair you could lose a dick in. Ma perfect man! While Falahee played gay on How to Get Away With Murder ( you can check out pretty much all of his gay scenes here) he bravely came out as straight in 2016. We stan a straight legend. But is that keeping me from imagining Falahee's sweat-drenched chest fuzz sliming my back as we do it like feral animals? Lol I'll never tell.

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Hot Porpoise Summer
A post shared by Jack Falahee (@jackfalahee) on Aug 25, 2019 at 12:15pm PDT

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didn’t think anyone was watching but then I heard @amirahvannofficial yell “get it jack get it”
A post shared by Jack Falahee (@jackfalahee) on Aug 16, 2019 at 12:03pm PDT

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Is this a smolder or a smize? Please help. Wearing @paulsmith and @johnvarvatos at the #summertca’s
A post shared by Jack Falahee (@jackfalahee) on Aug 8, 2019 at 4:02pm PDT

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Cloudy pool days in DC. Could be worse.
A post shared by Jack Falahee (@jackfalahee) on Jun 24, 2019 at 2:07pm PDT

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The new air pods are really cool they actually have a cord it’s crazy
A post shared by Jack Falahee (@jackfalahee) on Apr 25, 2019 at 9:48am PDT

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Thanks @mimynnn at @generation8tattoo for the fresh ink. You guys rock! #ad #tattoo
A post shared by Jack Falahee (@jackfalahee) on Mar 21, 2019 at 6:41pm PDT