River Viiperi Shows His Ass On Instagram But You Probably Won't Be Turned On

August 22, 2019 | Posted in Celebrity by his_excellency

 

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When men reach a certain level of thirstbucketry my urethra slams shut like a penis fly trap, and I'm sad to say that this critical juncture in my fake relationship with supermodel of the world River Viiperi has occurred. The bich has lost the plot. And I don't stan. I can't even pee because of my aforementioned urethra situation! It's bad ya'll.

River really is one gorgeous slice of man meat, and the twenty-eight-year-old's body has remained unchanged since he entered the modeling game practically a decade ago. But an unhinged social media presence can do wonders for tempering a man's sex appeal. In his latest video River Viiperi dances to Eminem before turning around to flash his butt. And it's dark in the middle - like a reverse Oreo - which would normally be right down my alley. But sadly not today. Do you think men can go too far on social media, or is this just 1/10th of the thirstbucketry you expect from your fav starlets? Spillz!

 

 

 

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