Oh God That Guy Who People Think Is Hot And That Hair Guy Have A Joint Instagram :(

July 31, 2019 | Posted in Celebrity by his_excellency

 

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We love getting ready for work together 🏳️‍🌈

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Wow that headline is a great example of how not to utilize SEO effectively, or really in any capacity whatsoever. But honestly I just can't furking be bothered when it comes to the world's most tired gay chef Antoni Porowski and the world's thirstiest gay hairstylist Jonathan Van Ness! The tiredness. The thirstiness. I see it so clearly. Yet everyone and their zaddy are completely obsessed with these two. Wake up people! Including you Antoni. Benadryl isn't a recreational drug.

 

 

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Anyway both Jonathan and Antoni are the runaway starlets of the hit Netflix Queer Eye reboot, and a LOT of fans ship them af. The duo love to fan the flames of their followers' imaginations by getting all thirsty and gay together in front of the cameras, but things have been taken to a new level with their joint and verified Instagram account @Jvntoni. My savvy boss says the account's verified status most likely signals some sort of a spinoff in the works. Which means Antoni will have multiple shows. And his smoking hot good looks. And his ability to make verrrrry basic guacamole. And he's not even awake to enjoy his own success? So smug.

TBH and honestly there's some hot stuff in this Insta, as well as Antoni and Jonathan's personal accounts, so I guess I'll furking post some of the yumminess here. Say goodbye to your standards and hello to hotness below! : (

 

 

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Sleepy time getting ready for bed with Bae

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Bae is bae

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Early morning baes are beautiful baes 🏳️‍🌈

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