July 30, 2019 | Posted in Celebrity by
Broke straight guy Shawn Mendes and his fake girlfriend Camila Cabello were recently photographed having a barfilicious makeout session by the pool in Miami Beach, and while, yes, I downloaded those pics from our pap site because I think they're sensually hilarious, I also downloaded all the best pics of Shawn Mendes' un-furking-believable beach bod! In addition to the pool, the duo also took to the beach to share some intimate one-on-one time together in front of the dozens of paps they dialed up to document their transactional relationship. And ohhh do I stan.
In case you don't remember, Shawn Mendes once admitted feeling pressured to be photographed with the ladies to avoid gay rumors. Because the last thing, and I do mean the last thing, any self-respecting person wants to be accused of is homosexuality. While Mendes' fellow starlets are clamoring to be mislabeled as queer, he's running from it - right into the arms of Camila Cabello. They smashed their reluctant faced together in their music video for Señorita. And now they're doing it again. Yay.
But that's not what you're here for. Mendes' body looks truly unreal in these pics. The glaring unforgiving midday sun only highlights Mendes' lacking of any flaws whatsoever. His toned tummy, hot (and thankfully officially fuzzy!) tits, arms, thighs, and everything in between are all looking on damn point here!
Photo Credit: MEGA