VIDEO: Straight Guys Expose Straight Guy’s Cock In Public Because Straight Guys

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My favorite thing about straight guys is that they're gay. Ya know? There isn't any situation I can see my gay friends and myself in that would warrant any one of us exposing the other's dude organs, and yet straight guys seem to be completely obsessed with doing just that. Because they're gay I tell ya!

Cocktails and Cocktalk caught wind of this hawt video that shows a couple of ol' rabble-rousers pantsing their friend in public. We see his nummy manicured peen and pouch, and while he could free his hand by relinquishing his phone - allowing him to put his pants back on - getting dressed seems like it couldn't be further from his mind. In fact near the end of the clip he comes close to sitting on his friend's face. Close, but no cigar... in his friend's face. Well, thanks for being gay, straight guys!