Andy Cohen Tops NINE Men At Once. Yes, It's Exactly What It Sounds Like Kinda

July 16, 2019 | Posted in Celebrity by his_excellency

 

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🏳️‍🌈 This pyramid is harder than it looks. 🏳️‍🌈 (Also - caption this pic. It’s ripe)

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::Click:: It's probably not so much a slow news day as it is a slow brain day form me, but for some reason I'm digging this pic of Andy Cohen topping a bunch of deep-fried #Instagay beach hunks. The Bravo mutha hen's thirstbucketry has only picked up over the years, and for as much as none of you seem to lust him like I do, and for as much as we hate him for chucking Kathy Griffin under a double-decker, I lowkey stan. Okay. I fucking stan, get off my damn back!

In 2014 Cohen's co-whore-t Anderson Cooper stated on Cohen's show Watch What Happens Live that Cohen is in fact a zaddy power top:

I know a lot of secrets about Andy, but I guess the one that would surprise people the most is that he’s a top... Believe me, there’s nothing wrong with that, but I’m just saying, I think that would surprise people — I don’t know this from personal experience, but from conversations you and I have had.

And ever since then, I've thought, yikes, I lowkey would let Andy Cohen inside my butt and face. Is that so wrong? Why does it feel so right? Anyway so ya this picture of Cohen topping a bunch of sex workers at the beach could have easily led to a nine-way ass banging and that's the scoop. Would... you... let Andy Cohen inside your butt? Let us know your thots?

 

 

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