” You Look Like You Came Hard” – See Andy Sandoval’s New Cock Scene In Euphoria

The HBO series Euphoria is about a bunch of horny drug and sex-addicted high schoolers with crazy clothes and rock and roll music and an all-around raucous lifestyle that's disturbing my idyllic 1950's suburban hamlet. The BEATLES? JK IDK. But really the series is supposed to be an exposé on the debaucherous lives of Gen Zers, although ironically most articles published about Generation Z focus on their strong work ethic and health-focused living (with the exception of vape pens, natch).

The series' creator Sam Levinson based his main character - played by Zendaya - on his own teen years in the 90s and 2000s, which were chock full of life-threatening vices no longer partook in by most teens. In fact, teens aren't even having as much sex. Basically, critics are calling the show exploitative, out-0f-touch, poorly-researched, baseless, vapid, gratuitous, garbagio. And we Staniel Radcliffe!

This is the series that brought us TWENTY-ONE locker room penises, so we shouldn't be too surprised that in this weekend's episode, titled  Bonnie and Clyde, cutie Andy Sandoval gives us a lengthy look at his cock and balls. We see Andy's penis after he finishes boinking Zendaya. She's less than enthralled by the encounter, and even states with a wry wit "Life is not a Nicholas Sparks novel." What a buzz-worthy topical reference used frequently by modern-day teens. Soooo do you want to give Andy a handy? Spillz fellow teens!

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