Open Post: If You Could Only Fuck ONE Mainstream Celebrity, Who Would It Be?

July 9, 2019 | Posted in Editorial Features by his_excellency


Last week's "Open Post: If You Could Only Fuck ONE Gay Pornstar, Who Would It Be?" was a critical and frankly box office sensation thanks to all of you who commented with your fav porn stars. Thank YOU!

So let's try it again? What's that thing they say about lightning? It always strikes the same place twice? This week I want you to dish on the ONE mainstream celebrity you would fuck if given the opportunititty. Based on our previous thirst bucket convos in the comments I kinda feel like I can guess which celeb fuck-a-thon will get the most mentions here, but you guys have a history of surprising me.

Remember, this is the ONE celebrity that will be entering you or vice versa. Your choice defines who you are, who you will be, who you were, and honestly your family, your dog, your cat, and everyone you've ever met since you were born. Lol. But like really.

Ohme? I've given this a lot of thought, and assuming that his dick is as big as I know it is, and that his balls are as overbearingly huge as they have to be to function with said dick, and that his ass is as fat and hairy as I deserve, it's still Nick Jonas. Sorry! I know he's back to his Pentecostal snake handling roots but dammit I just can't quit him. Now it's your turn to let us know about your one true celeb fuck buddy in the comments!

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