Diplo Shares Picture Of His Big Erection On Instagram Because DJs

July 3, 2019
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I've been all over God's green earth, and nothing excites me more than the raw beauty of nature

A post shared by diplo (@diplo) on Jul 2, 2019 at 2:11pm PDT

Last night a DJ shaved my wife! Rite Diplo? I always thought that would be a great name for a porn parody. Anyway Diplo. He's some sort of DJ that - context clues tell me - layers a five-word female-sung chorus over brain-puréeing gay club synth beats. And so because of his vast accomplishments he's famous enough to have a verified Instagram account with 5.4 million followers. The female is probably like Halsey. And the lyrics are probably like "The dancefloor is my whore." Git off my lawn!

Sew ya Diplo recently posted a picture of his big erection in Ibiza with the caption:

I've been all over God's green earth, and nothing excites me more than the raw beauty of nature

We get it. You're a big dick. I mean have a big dick. This isn't the first time that the Dip has flaunted his girthy cock on Instagram. Back in April of 2017 be posted this pic:

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🇺🇸 to 🇹🇿 @vanessamdee

A post shared by diplo (@diplo) on Apr 17, 2017 at 4:01am PDT

of his visible Coke can outline. And I stan. JK I don't care, but technically he's hot and technically so are big erect cocks. So here we are. The dancefloor is my whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whorewhorewhorewhore. Let the beat drop. Whore. Dundundundun whore. dundundundun whore. ::Halsey whispers:: A magical. Fantasy. On the floor. Don't keep score. The dancefloor. Is my whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. LET THE BEAT DROP. K bye.