Do You Want Shawn Mendes’ Stinky Sweaty Pits In New Workout Video?

June 4, 2019
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Highly fuckable people have a way of making all bodily functions hot, to the point that if you think for a second that you wouldn't pay fifty dollars to have Nolan Gould fart on you, you're straight up lying to yourself boo. Wow. Sometimes these posts just take on a life of their own! Lol? Anyway, Shawn Mendes' pits are about as wet and presumably odorous as my leaky bussy in this new workout video posted by an Australian gym. And if you don't think everything about that sentence is hot af, you're straight up lying to yourself boo!

Anyway anyway deodorant commercials featuring women awkwardly attempting to raise their hands in class before pulling them down in embarrassment after noticing underarm sweat tell us that A) women who sweat have nothing to say and B) swampy pits are gross. OR SO WE THOUGHT. Until we met Shawn. You would straight up eat Mendes' shirt after he peels it off of his drenched body post workout, and if you don't think that's the case, you're straight up... you get it. Um so. Was this post a gross disaster? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!