I Hate Myself For Showing You This Baking Show Contestant’s Bulge

January 22, 2019
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Do you ever hate yourself for sexualizing something that was never meant to be sexualized? Like you think to yourself "Have I gone too far this time? Will I go further? And what lives will I destroy in the process?" JK so um, Michael Georgiou appeared on The Great British Baking Show in 2016, and, with all due, and #sorrynotsorry, bitch is fine as fuck, and I found his dick bulge on Instagram. Whoops!

The most genuinely wholesome show on television got some yeast rising in my pants when the then nineteen-year-old student brought his tall athletic bod, sexy thick dark locks, and nerdy chic vibe to the big tent. He was voted off during Bread Week, and - Carrie Bradshaw style - I couldn't help but wonder if he would have fared better on Head Week. Lol? Georgiou isn't the first Baking Show contestant that I've Googled in hopes of uncovering shirtless pics/hardcore gay dungeon porn, but he is the one with the bulge on Instagram. Enjoy, and don't you dare judge me! Also, if you have a taboo television lust, let us all know in the comments!