Mike Mulderrig From Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Is Super Insanely Adorable

 

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There’s no excuse for this. I took my shirt off in the cold rain & took a douche picture. I’m prepared for the consequences. Fight me.

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Slow news day? Never heard of her! This is boundary-pushing mind-expanding headline breaking damn news! The first episode of Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club is available to stream for free on YouTube, and since I've given up on life, I obviously watched it. And wow. The premise is basically like Vanderpump Rules, where the titular business-savvy starlet wrangles her ragtag group of attractive workers with wit, inspiration, and when required, hard-assery. Except while the formula works for the charismatic and put-together Lisa Vanderpump, Lohan now looks like E.T., and is pretty much just as coherent. No tea! No shade! Lindsay Lohan just looks like she's dying and it makes me want to cry.

NE WAY LOL, let's keep it fun! As you can imagine, the thirst buckets who signed up to star in this shit show are eye candy sugar-packed enough to satiate any sweet tooth. The standout for me is the adorable Mike Mulderrig, and one of the reasons is that I honestly assumed he was gay. Because he seems gay. And while IRL he works as a bartender at a gay club in West Hollywood (yes, I've been doing some Insta sleuthing) he appears to be, I guess, straight. Sucks for Mike! Check out some of this super cutie's hottest shots and let us know if you even clicked on this post. Because I sure wouldn't!

 

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Say cheese

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