NOLAN GOULD IS WORLD’S YOUNGEST ZADDY IN NEW SHIRTLESS PICS

January 9, 2019
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dont you wish girlfriend hot like me #dehydration

A post shared by Nolan Gould (@nolangould) on Dec 22, 2018 at 11:46pm PST

The one, the only, the actual Fleshbot Gay royalty, Nolan motherfucking Gouldy two shoes, is finally shirtless again on Instagram, and I now feel comfortable crowning the twenty-year-old as the world's youngest zaddy! You remember the actual tufts of shoulder hair right? This right here is a damn man. But not just any man. He's also a dad. But not just any dad. He's also a zaddy. My zaddy. Science and logistics and 23andMe be damned. I know what I know!

The last time Gould gave up his Gouldies was all the way back in September when he flaunted his buffness during a rock climbing sesh. The last time he was actually shirtless was a month prior to that, and basically, I'm so parched for Nolan Gould that I went with the risky all caps header for this post. All caps means mama's about to explode. Lol?

In the two new pics, the muscly and deliciously fuzzy Gould can be seen living it up in Bali at something called the Potato Head Beach Club. He captions the standing pic (which feels like it should come with a side of visible penis line TBH) with "dont you wish girlfriend hot like me #dehydration," meaning that he's more than aware of the thirst he imparts on others. I think. Anyway, is Nolan still Gould to the last drop? Spillz!