Chris Pratt Finally Got Rid Of His Action Figure Bod In Viral New Candid Pics And We Can Stan Again

January 8, 2019 | Posted in Celebrity by his_excellency

Chris Pratt is super Jesus-y even though he super dumped the awesome Anna Faris the second his body started to resemble that of He-Man's, and overall, he's not my Cup O' Noodles. No tea. No shade. I just hate Chris Pratt. Or so I thought! The once dad bod for days actor shed his Andy from Parks and Recreation likeness for big screen turns on Jurassic World, Guardians of the Galaxy, and pretty much just every movie made over the past half decade. He was ripped. He was zaddy af. People stanned. Blah. Blah.

Those of you like me who legitimately think Pratt was hotter with his zad bod can rejoice, because it's back baby! Pratt was photographed in Cabo San Lucas, where he was vacationing with Katherine Schwarzenegger, looking like a snack attack with his beary sexy bod on full display! If you're going to be ugly on the inside, you might as well be fuckable on the outside! JKJK. So ya I obviously stan af. You? Spillz? Plz?

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