Hottest And Gayest Retro Halloween Nudity Ever!

From Mr. Man:

Dick or treat! We heard there are king-sized candy bars on this block, so we’re back for round two of Halloween nudity. Retro edition! Let’s start with a game of shirt and skins and Mark Patton’s jock strap in the notoriously homoerotic A Nightmare on Elm Street 2. The gay overtones don’t stop there, and in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, Lawrence Monoson moons his pals while Clyde Hayes grabs his vine before making a splash. Jeff Goldblum emerges naked and DTF - down to fly - before clenching his Goldbuns in The Fly. As the titular Cemetery Man, Rupert Everett throws us his bone, butt, and killer body. Finally, Robert Carlyle feeds our appetite for human flesh by going ass out in Ravenous. We hope your Halloween haul is full of peens and nuts!

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