October 22, 2018 | Posted in gay by
CW's pervy execs are back on their bullshit, and can I just be the first to say - thank the Gay Gawds! The Bromo knockoff Riverdale is still number one in the shameless CW thirst bucketry department (don't miss a hot juvie guard smearing his white stuff around completely nude K.J. Apa's face!) but we can tell from the vast number of shirtless fuck pieces seen in the second episode of All American, "99 Problems," that All American is the new high school teen sex party series to watch. I've got 99 problems, and my drenched panties are, quite frankly, one.
Like Elite, All American is about the clash of the high school haves and have-nots, and pits established rich bitch Beverly Hills High School football player Asher Adams (Cody Christian) against talented humble means newbie Spencer James (Daniel Ezra.) Fun fact: Asher Adams is the porniest porn name ever conceived. The stunning Taye Diggs plays their coach. Time to hit the showers boys! The show is reading as more Sean Cody than Bromo, and it's just nice to see that the folks at the CW are diversifying their gay porn portfolio. Are you more Riverdale or All American? Spillz!