K.J. Apa Literally Gets Hosed Down Naked In Juvie On New Riverdale

What. The fucking fuck. Is fucking happening. FFS. CW's teen sex party series Riverdale isn't necessarily known for its restraint, but as of last night's episode titled Fortune and Men's Eyes, we can safely say that the pervy CW execs have gone rogue. In fact there's a good chance that Bromo has taken over Riverdale's production, and that impressionable viewers across the nation are just watching gay porn. And ya know what. Ya welcome!

During last week's season three premiere episode, K.J. Apa stripped down in about forty-five scenes along with fellow panty creamers Charles Melton and Cole Sprouse. This time around we get delish shirtlessness from Archie's cellmate Mad Dog - played by series newcomer Eli Goree - as well as a gay face fuck between Casey Cott's Kevin and Cody Kearsley's Moose. All of this is in the ol' gay gallery above.

But clearly the episode is about Archie's wet juvie tits. He strips nude in juvie to get hosed down by a hot officer. Who later covers Apa in his white stuff. And then smears it around Apa's face. After inspecting the inside of his mouth. Am I having a homosexual waking wet dream or is this really happening? The ante has once again been upped, and as always, we can only assume that it won't be long until Archie makes Jughead his dick warmer. Natch. THOTS?

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