Hoddy Toddy Smith Girthy Flopping Dick Outline Will Make Your Weekend

August 24, 2018
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I'm still not 100% sure what a Toddy Smith is, but I am %100 that he's a hoddy with a boddy, and thanks to these super sexy new gifs, he'll make you blow... a waddy! The twenty-seven-year-old Smith rose to fame on Vine, and now has 1.5 million Instagram followers who love keeping up with his... modeling? Comedy? Music? The world may never know.

And I will never care, because all that matters today is that Toddy actually is deliciously cute, and in today's blessed gifs, we can see his girthy cock moving all about in his basketball shorts! Who needs underwear when you can have an aggressively prominently dick outline instead? Not I.

To be honest, I'm still kind of hung up on the fact that Toddy is genuinely adorable - like CW adorable... like kinda butt baby between K.J. Apa and Joseph Gordon-Levitt adorable - versus some of his moderately cute Insta famous brethren. While I question the correlation between mainstream celebritydom and fuckability, you can see Toddy Smith's hot cock in action!