I Can't Believe It's Not Nude Nyle DiMarco Dick And Balls Are Here

July 30, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by his_excellency

I was going to start off our Monday by covering Nyle DiMarco's new shameless thirst trap beach bod and hint of bulge, but then I saw this dick-out DiMarco look-alike on the preferred social media for perverts - Tumblr - and thought: "Who am I to question fate?" DiMarco is the deafest fluidest Instagram model around, and while we know from his excessive, almost obnoxious wet bulge that he probably has a huge dick, we've never seen it up close and personal. And well, we still haven't. But this doppelganger's face is close enough to DiMarco's that he's convincingly selling the fantasty enough for my parched taint!

I am also aware that this could be a cut and paste job, but again, I'm not really looking to poke holes in the idea that I can fap to I-can't-believe-it's-not-DiMarco dick. The I-can't-believe-it's-not-Jonasty cum shot will probably always be the best off-brand celeb cock we'll ever see, but again, if I ever shun anything tangentially related to DiMarco's hard cock and balls, then it means Fleshbot Gay has been hijacked by the Russians. Should we cover more of the fake celeb nudity circulating the dark web? Spillz!

 

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