Zachary Quinto Fuzzy Gay Tits On Instagram

July 24, 2018
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beat feet to the booth.

A post shared by Zachary Quinto (@zacharyquinto) on Jul 19, 2018 at 8:01am PDT

At times throughout my gayhood, Zachary Quinto has been my number one fake celebrity boyfriend, and while at this point Nick Jonasty would have to transform into Donald Trump for him to not be my go-to fake boyfriend to take on fake dates on very real lonely Saturday nights, Quinto is still hot. Like super hot. Like Zaddy, I've been a bad boy, what are you going to zo about it hot!

In a new Instagram selfie, the star of super de damn duper gay Broadway sensation Boys in the Band takes us back to his dressing room to check out his patchtastic titty fuzz. His body is looking super tight, and his eyebrows are still basically collected to his sideburns. ::Swoon::

I personally follow Kendall Jenner's selfie rules because I need all the help I can get, and she does strongly suggest that, while taking mirror selfies, one looks into the phone screen versus the mirror. Zaddy Zachary must not have downloaded her shitty defunct app. Well, he's no Jenner, and he's no Jonas, but he's something!