Josh Brolin Piss Play In Bizarre Instagram Post

July 20, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by his_excellency


As we get older, our bodies change, but more importantly, we forgo all fucks when it comes to social media! Beefy and ageless fifty-year-old actor Josh Brolin is reminding us of both of these benefits of aging with his new bizarre Instagram pic. Brolin can be seen pointing to the piss stream on his shorts, and expands on the Kodak moment with:

Stoked about pissing all over myself again. One of the great gifts about turning 50 is the sudden, biological changing out of your shower head. What used to be a rush of garden hose, now seems to have morphed into a multi-directional sprinkler. Just want to let everyone know what there is to look forward to — those who haven’t reached this incredibly illuminating milestone.

Younger generations scour over hundreds of nearly-identical selfies before choosing one to post on social media. The anxiety and fretting that go into posting are enough to send a Gen Z-er to the loony bin. But when you're fifty, you just piss on your shorts and call it a damn day! Can't wait! Honestly, aside from picturing Brolin's prolapsed urethra, this pic is pretty darn on point, and anyone should be so lucky as to have Brolin's bod at the age of fifty. Whoever cleans his bathroom however... not so lucky.


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