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June 19, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
Recently I went on a trip to the Ozarks where I spent a day canoeing down the Buffalo National River. There I noticed that the great equalizer between the hot and non-hot people is the fact that everyone looks like a fucking clown while walking across rocks in shallow water. No matter how much of a sexy manly man man you are, maintaining balance on the treacherous uneven surface makes you look like a drunk baby giraffe. With the one exception being...
Nyle DiMarco! See, I was going somewhere! The deafest fluidiest Instagram model around is currently soaking up the clouds in Austria, and in a video posted to his Instagram Story, proves that he's the only man who can turn normal wobbling into ::clears throat:: "Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble." DiMarco is practically poured into his tiny black Speedo, and his epic bod and bod hair are both on full display. But the brief few seconds of awkward wobbling before his equally awkward shallow dive into two feet of water... that's where the magic is today. In the words of singer V.I.C. - "Girl wobble it, and Ima gobble it."
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