Nick Jonas’ Insane Arms Go Viral At Billboard Music Awards

May 21, 2018
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yo @nickjonas looks straight up like a Gaston typa snack rn yaknowwhatimsayin a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BBMAs?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BBMAs pic.twitter.com/euetwAqoCx

— Savannah Grimm (@savvygrimm) May 21, 2018

This weekend Nick Jonasty stole the Billboard Music Awards red carpet by showing off his ridic arms in an outfit he borrowed from a slutty Mennonite, and I have to say, I'm feeling a little bit like a jealous fake boyfriend! Everyone and their mom is lactating over his red carpet pics - even though people are literally comparing his ~lewk~ to that of a Macaroni Grill waiter or Beauty and the Beast's Gaston on laundry day - and I'm realizing that I hate sharing him. Hands off of our Jonasty, world!

Y’all are cracking me up... thanks for all the love. #BBMAs

— Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) May 21, 2018

Jonas' surprising one suspender strap fantasy was just the touch needed to make his outfit go viral, which is not an easy task at a music awards show where celebs are all but required to dress like Club Kids after finding a blank check. Of course Nick's eyefuckingBROWS and eternal five o'clock shadow were just as fuckable as ever, and his dummy dumb dumb expression was just as dumb as ever. My baby. NOT YOURS! Were you digging his look? Roughly how much of his arm could you fit into your colon? These are the questions that matter. Spillz!