Cole Sprouse All Nip Hair In New Riverdale Shirtless Scene

Nipple hair - which turns a boring old man nipple into a beautiful hair and flesh flower - is one of those things that you either love or you hate. If you're not a nipple hair lover, hopefully you can make one exception for today, because the adorable twinning twink Cole Sprouse shows his in all its glory as twenty-five-year-old high schooler Jughead in a new scene from CW's teen sex party series Riverdale!

Apparently Jughead and K.J. Apa's Archie haven't given in to their homosexual urges yet, because Jughead is still high school porking Betty. While cuddling in bed together in last night's episode titled Brave New World, Sprouse showed off his sexy locks, cute smile, toned bod, and, of course, dat tit fuzz! Does his attempt at body hair make the scene hotter, or insanely hotter? NIP this question in the bud in the comments!