May 11, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
That's right ladies. Gird your butt loins, because this new pic of sexy songstress Shawn Mendes is so ridiculously freakishly disgustingly cute that you will indeed release your bowels. I know we're supposed to keep things sexy on here, but I'm just trying to be a good gal pal and warn you. Literal explosion. I learned... the hard way.
NE WAYS, obviously I'm great at word foreplay. The nineteen-year-old Mendes is truly one of the most beautiful creatures on God's green Earth, and while it seemed like some Baldwin skank snatched up what was rightly ours, Mendes recently claimed that the duo were just best friends. I'll be any label Mendes damn well wants me to be after seeing this new pic, in which Mendes' boyish charm comes head to head with his raw sex appeal, and honestly, it's just so goddamn cute that I'm speechless. We get so many pics of so many celebs for so many one word magazines, but everything about this is iconic. So ladies... did you poop your pants? Let us know in the comments!
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