Chris Hemsworth Casual Mouthwatering Bulge In New Video

File under: Things I Want Slathered On My Bloomin' Onion! Rite ladies. Hottie Aussie Chris Hemsworth famously packed up his life in Hollywood to move back to the land down under, and his pride for his homeland includes sitting down for "Why Australia? Beaches and Coasts with Chris Hemsworth." Hemsworth apparently has a gig with Australia's official tourism board, and stars in a number of videos intended bolster tourism. And I can't quite put my finger inside what makes this particular vid so successful. What, could, it, bulge. I mean be. IDK!

While casually chatting away in his commemorative Steve Irwin costume, Hemsworth manspreads for the damn Gawds, giving us a great look at a bulge that seriously needs to be inside of you. All of it. Cock. Right ball. Left ball. All of it. Not sure of the logistics, but you'll make it work! There's seriously something that makes a casual chit-chat bulge hotter than a knowing come-hither bulge, and whatever that magical elusive je ne sais quoi is, it's definitely present in these GIFs. Just call me Joey, because I want to bury myself deep inside of his pouch! Rite ladies. Rite ladies.