THIS IS IT: ADAM DEVINE COCK, BALLS, TAINT, EVERYTHING IN NEW MOVIE

March 23, 2018
HIS_EXCELLENCY

You know a gay is serious when he goes for the risky all caps, but we have an emergency situation on our hands, because Adam DeVine has his cock on his hands! Fans of the Comedy Central office comedy Workaholics know Adam DeVine as the brotastic douche that you just want to maul your colon - or am I projecting - and he's shown off his super plump ass pillows multiple times on the series. But his cock and balls always sent back an automated "out of office" reply, because bitches be no shows.

Until now. DeVine stars in the Netflix comedy Game Over, Man! which, according to The Guardian, is filled with homophobia and throwback misogyny, and all around is offensive to all the senses:

A staggeringly unfunny film plays out like a wretched take on the 80s action classic with added gay panic humor and a trio of charmless performances.

Between the remorseless abuse of Paul Simon’s You Can Call Me Al, the stomach-churning anilingus scene, a pitiably thankless role for charming character actor Aya Cash, and an infuriating ending that presupposes this film’s success by prophesying a sequel, there’s a lot to loathe. But ultimately, it all comes back to the penis. With its inexplicable combination of phallic revulsion, fascination, and revulsion at its own fascination, this wretched film hates itself more than we ever could.

Did someone say penis and testicles and taint? You wouldn't really expect one of the minds behind Workaholics to be the second coming of Harvey Milk, and jokes with the singular punchline of "gay!" are the worst, but guys, this nude scene. DeVine gets a pass, because this is one of the hottest celeb nude scenes ever. Don't believe me? ASK. THE. DISHES.

DeVine casually lets his hot cock and balls swing to and fro, and there's something super hot about the fact that he DGAF how much of him we see. No contractual nudity clauses here. DeVine gives us a look at his crack, sac, bat, and everything in between, and I could get really creative with all of it. Like, I could make DeVine see Jesus if he'd give me a chance.

NE WAYZ, I'm obviously just horny on a Friday, so without further ado, check out the scenes and spillz your thoughts in the comments!