Justin Bieber Second Cuming Of Jizz-us In New Shirtless Pics!

March 9, 2018
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A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Mar 8, 2018 at 10:49pm PST

Dear actual Jesus and God and anyone else who might be listening: Please forgive me for this headline. The rest of you are probably already aware that Justin Bieber has joined something that's definitely not a cult called Hillsong Church, and has become besties with definitely not cult leader Pastor Carl Lentz. Bieber's faith has been reflected on his Instagram before, but never so sexily as these not-so-subtly Jesus-inspired pics! And you know what they say about Jesus. He was... Nah let's not go there.

The twenty-four-year-old songstress is looking as immaculately toned as ever, and we even get some slight bulge thanks to his clingy shorts. Some of you will like the fact that Bieber's torso and arms are almost completely covered in tats at this point, while others will miss his previous lightly-inked self. Nonetheless, as the bible says: "I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there, in the midnight hour, I can feel your power." Amen!